Living Life in Mono?
You know you are a Zebra when…
- You have to un-tick all the colours on your favourite online store before you can even start browsing.
- The football bores you but under duress, you secretly want the Pies to win.
- Cup Day? There is no Cup Day. But there is Derby Day…
- You insta with #Moon and #Inkwell.
- It takes you 10 hours to choose between between charcoal, coal, jet, onyx, raven, ink and sooty.
- Bleach goes in with every wash.
- You don’t mind your cat Felix leaves white hairs on your black slacks. That cat has style!
- Your friends ask you if you’re okay when you rock up wearing red.
- Your nail polish collection consists of alabaster, blanched, bleached, frosted, ivory, pearly, ashen, chalky, milky and snow.
- You have an e-bay watch list set up for vintage noir.
- You store blacks to the left and whites to the right (your B&W OCD is getting out of hand).
- You do two washes every time: one for the blacks, and one for the whites.
- Red wine and beetroot is SO out of bounds.
- Pearls dominate your jewellery box.
- Your mailman knows you because you shop Zebra Effect and get it delivered all the time!